Chop some wood and pump some oil, then hire some help!
Wood
0.000 (0/sec)
Sells for $1.00

# Buy Item Cost
Cash Lumber Oil
Oil
0.000 (0/sec)
Sells for $1.00
# Buy Item Cost
Cash Lumber Oil
Info
Cash: $0.00
~ Game under active development; cost, rates, items, crazy icons all may change at a moments notice!
BONUS TIME
# Buy Upgrade Cost Bonus
FAQ
  1. Why can't I buy Lumberjacks or Oil Workers?
    You only have $10. Chop some wood and pump some oil!

  2. The item buy buttons don't work!
    Make the numbers turn black first.

  3. I can only buy Lumberjacks and Oil Workers? What?!
    Save up some money or resources and maybe you will unlock more items.

  4. Why did you make this site?
    The real question is: Why didn't I make this site earlier?

  5. When are you going to add upgrades?
    Soon... ish.

  6. Should I click the "YOU WIN!" button?
    The definition of winning really depends on what game you are playing.

  7. Why do you like cats so much?
    They have bean toes.

Contact
v0.18



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Creator: trevorbalkwill.com
Icons and planning: Seth


Hosted on sweet VPS hosting: Linode

Statistics
($) + resources
0.000
Wood chopped
0.000
Oil pumped
0.000
Cash Spent ($)
0.000
CO2 produced 1.215M tons
Global Temp +1.101C
Species Extinct
2
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$100m


$100t

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